Predictions & Premonitions

A running collection of Lauryn’s predictions — timestamped and updated from newest to oldest. This includes dreams, collective readings, and intuitive hits meant to be saved and revisited to see what unfolds.

Feel free to comment below if something resonates, comes true, or if you’ve had a similar premonition yourself. You can also register your own predictions here on this website.

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Date/Reading Type: June 13th, Podcast

Title: No Kings Protests Energy

Description: In this private podcast I chat about why I am not feeling good about the energy. It might not be the day of the protests, but I'm feeling a loud warning come through. I haven't felt energy like this in a long time. Yet another podcast to please, please listen with your own discernment and only if you are in a good state of mind to do so. There are some heavy themes in this one.

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Date/Reading Type: June 13th, Dream

Prompt: Unprompted

Title: Third Orange Man Death

Description: I was out drinking with friends in what felt like a conservative college town I’d never seen before. I knew it was around 11pm. We passed a building where election votes

were being counted. They were mad because they were forced to stop or pause the election before they could declare Tr*mp the winner. Across the street was a hospital. Suddenly, the red warning light on top started spinning, a loud alarm went off, and people began screaming and running toward it happily. The understanding was that the president was unwell, possibly dying. I started filming the crowd with my phone. There were U.S. flags everywhere. I fell to my knees and kept yelling, “I told you so, I told you so.” When I woke up—somewhere in between waking and sleeping—I asked when, and I heard: January.

Interpretation: I’m taking this dream lightly; my bias is influencing me here. I don’t believe it’s going to happen on the 15th like a lot of astrologers are guessing. The part that really stuck with me was the election building. That’s what has me wondering the most. It felt out of place. But what really stayed with me was the feeling of joy. It was this shared happiness. That one day, as a nation, there’s going to be so much healing that comes from it. And the “I told you so” — it didn’t feel like ego at all. It felt like relief. Like gratitude.

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Date/Reading Type: June 11th, Dream

Prompt: Unprompted

Title: Building Collapse

Description: In this dream, I was watching a tall grey/white building collapse in front of me, I was filming it on my phone and telling people that it was in Seattle. People were also rappelling down it, but for fun (like one of those touristy things you do). Later in my dream, I was at my home, reading a client at my computer. A group of what I knew were "fighter jets" flew above me and it caused my power to flicker off and back on, losing connection with my client.

Interpretation: I've been to this building before, it's downtown in Seattle, I believe but I can't find it, it's a tourist attraction in the middle of the city. Maybe not Seattle? 6/16/25 Edit: This was the night before I recorded a new podcast with Karen. We had tons of internet issues the entire time, and turns out there was a massive outage in the US right when we were recording. I didn't realize this until much later when I saw the news. Now I'm wondering if I was being told the source of the outage was these aircraft?

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Date/Reading Type: June 4th, Podcast

Title: US Political Predictions

Description: In this secret podcast I'm giving all my seriously unhinged tin foil hat political predictions. Some of this might be a little out there, a little delusional, so listen with your own discernment.

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Date/Reading Type: April 11th, Dream

Prompt: Unprompted

Title: Press Heart Attack

Description: In this dream, I saw Tr*mp sitting outside the White House doing something official—signing papers or something—with two people beside him. It felt like I was watching it on TV. He walked off camera, and the broadcast cut like it was over.

But then I could see what happened off camera—he had a heart attack, doubled over, and people were trying to help him. He didn’t die, but it wasn’t made public right away. It was like we almost saw it, but it got cut—hidden.

Interpretation: Another totally unprompted dream—what stands out is how similar it is to the first one. I had it on the night of the full moon. I don’t doubt he has health issues, but again, he’s being saved and the real story feels hidden. I know my bias is close, especially after seeing a lot of the astrology, but this felt literal—almost like a premonition or warning of what might be coming.

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Date/Reading Type: Mind March 2025, Dream

Prompt: Asked if I should leave the US/what was happening politically.

Title: Cult Hostages

Description: I dreamed I was in this big brick building, kind of like a warehouse where performances were happening—people were dancing, singing, and it all felt upbeat but also weirdly fake. It gave off youth group energy, which in my dreams usually means a sense of forced belief or pressure to conform, and I definitely felt like I didn’t belong. I was just walking around observing when suddenly, cops burst through a nearby glass door and started pulling people out. At first it felt jarring, like they were the threat and I didn’t understand why they were disrupting what we were doing. But as I was being led outside, I turned and looked back at the building and suddenly everything shifted—I could see it more clearly, and I just knew something wasn’t right. The energy inside had actually been shady, maybe even dangerous, and none of us had realized it until we were removed. That’s when it became clear that the cops weren’t the threat—they were helping. And the people inside? They were like cult members, completely unaware of what they were part of. The dream ended with me walking away, realizing we’d all been caught up in something we couldn’t see clearly until we were on the outside.

Interpretation: The building felt like the main focus—like it represented the U.S. being influenced by religion, or even us acting like we're in a cult. What stood out most was the sense that we don’t actually see what’s going on until it stops. It felt like a message about perspective—how we’re not seeing clearly from the inside. It reminded me of how social media limits what we experience. One day, when that wall comes down, we might finally understand what was really happening.

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Date/Reading Type: December 13th, Dream

Prompt: Unprompted

Title: Tr*mp Cruise Ship

Description: I had a dream that I was on a cruise ship for a few days. We docked at a port that seemed like a wealthy area—somewhere in the Mediterranean or Italy. There were a bunch of restaurants and people standing outside, trying to usher us into their shops and eateries.

As I turned around, I noticed that Donald Tr*mp was on the boat with us. He suddenly collapsed behind me—he was dying. Then, out of nowhere, President Obama appeared and tried to help him. It felt like he was also trying to hide what was happening, so no one else would see.

Interpretation:  I feel like this was a more literal dream about something happening with Trump’s health. The cruise ship and the Mediterranean setting felt like a clue—maybe even pointing to where it could happen. I can’t remember if he actually died in the dream, but it felt serious. The part with Obama was confusing logically, but symbolically it felt like someone trusted trying to protect the image of the country—like helping behind the scenes to keep things stable. What’s weird is I didn’t ask for this dream or go to bed with any prompt. It just came to me.